Sometimes subtlety doesn’t get the point across.
Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
‘Take Me To Church’ by Hozier
This song is pure sacrilege and I love it. “If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece” over and over until I get sick of it.
I made a pun this morning that Lorde’s mum appreciated. Winning at life.
Who goes to Krispy Kreme and only has one donut.
Sad idiots. That’s who.
Roger’s impression of a guy who ditches a date for the gym:
"Well…it’s leg day. I already did chest, back, and dick day, so…"
It bothers me that this kid is this good looking.
And that I know who he is.
Fake it until you make it. If you never make it continue to be fake, add a wig and some prosthetics and other plastic parts. Eventually become a mannequin and make all your friends doubt you even existed in the first place.