Invariablyso
What happens to the dream deferred?
Erika. 24. Los Angeles. Internet Curator/Hot Mess.

Probably knows nothing.

*shoves clean laundry to side of bed, lies down, sleeps*

Da Bai slippin’ on a pile of laundry. ~*luxurious*~

Making my Tuesday worthwhile.

theonewholookedback:

madeofparts:

STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS

I’m dead

 msdiazc replied to your post:So I have a crush on this guy and he doesn’t like…

Wut?!?!

Someoooone is outta da loop

aseaofquotes:

Elliot Perlman, Seven Types of Ambiguity

Serendipity that this showed up.

This is from one of my favorite books (arguably my favorite book), which I’ve been meaning to re read for years.

I think it’s time.

When someone says the word “panties”

whatshouldwecallme:

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French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

I can’t stop laughing

So I have a crush on this guy and he doesn’t like me back.

My plan is to wear a ton of eyeliner to work tomorrow and flirt shamelessly with this hot guy who is an instructor there.

HEH.

Necessary measures.

Ignore the stupid text I sent. Clearly this was why.

#catspam and #winewednesday