Invariablyso
What happens to the dream deferred?
Erika. 25. Los Angeles. Internet Curator/Hot Mess.

Sometimes subtlety doesn’t get the point across.

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

‘Take Me To Church’ by Hozier
This song is pure sacrilege and I love it. “If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece” over and over until I get sick of it.

I made a pun this morning that Lorde’s mum appreciated. Winning at life.

Duh.

Who goes to Krispy Kreme and only has one donut.

Sad idiots. That’s who.

Anonymous asked:Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

thefrogman:

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‘1980’ by Dirt Nasty
It grows on you. Top contender for summer jam 2014.

Roger’s impression of a guy who ditches a date for the gym:

"Well…it’s leg day. I already did chest, back, and dick day, so…"

It bothers me that this kid is this good looking.

And that I know who he is.

Fake it until you make it. If you never make it continue to be fake, add a wig and some prosthetics and other plastic parts. Eventually become a mannequin and make all your friends doubt you even existed in the first place.