Invariablyso
What happens to the dream deferred?
Erika. 25. Los Angeles. Internet Curator/Hot Mess.

Duh.

Who goes to Krispy Kreme and only has one donut.

Sad idiots. That’s who.

Anonymous asked:Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

thefrogman:

owlturdcomix:

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Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]

‘1980’ by Dirt Nasty
It grows on you. Top contender for summer jam 2014.

Roger’s impression of a guy who ditches a date for the gym:

"Well…it’s leg day. I already did chest, back, and dick day, so…"

It bothers me that this kid is this good looking.

And that I know who he is.

Fake it until you make it. If you never make it continue to be fake, add a wig and some prosthetics and other plastic parts. Eventually become a mannequin and make all your friends doubt you even existed in the first place.

Pooped. #rhodesianridgeback #dogsofinstagram #dogsofalliance #wodwarrior (at Alliance Krav Maga CrossFit)

My grandchildren: But Gramma how do you KNOW when the grilled cheese is done?
Me: You just know, baby. You just know.

humansofnewyork:

"We don’t like pictures like this. It is not good to deduce an entire country to the image of a person reaching out for food. It is not good for people to see us like this, and it is not good for us to see ourselves like this. This gives us no dignity. We don’t want to be shown as a country of people waiting for someone to bring us food. Congo has an incredible amount of farmland. An incredible amount of resources. Yes, we have a lot of problems. But food is not what we are reaching for. We need investment. We need the means to develop ourselves." 

(Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo)